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Mustard Skittles, emotional support emu, ketamine in the office

Sep 22, 2023 •

May 2023

Stuffed-crust bagels, Sesame Street NFTs, people who pee in the sink

May 22, 2023 •

March 2023

Buccal fat, vending-machine caviar, a Life Dinner for your marriage

Mar 2, 2023 •

November 2022

Jizzy jewelry, emotional support bears, sneakers for your horse

Nov 17, 2022 •

October 2022

Hyprov, vabbing, hot dog-flavored candy corn

Oct 6, 2022 •

August 2022

Velveeta martinis, hot-dog seltzer, spiders with extra legs

Aug 2, 2022 •

June 2022

Margaritaville Crocs, new spork, fancy restaurant butter

Jun 24, 2022 •

Caviar bumps, corpse platters, Seth Green's Bored Ape

Jun 8, 2022 •

October 2020

Inflatable trousers, Dewgaritas, quarantining with a ghost

Oct 9, 2020 •

May 2019

Janties, Poosh, a boat for your yacht toys

May 1, 2019 •

March 2019

Spaghetti meat, autosexuals, welcome to Birdpunk

Mar 19, 2019 •

February 2019

Asymmetric jeans, dessert hummus, the world's biggest bee

Feb 21, 2019 •

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