Happy 2023! We have so much to talk about.
The top-line no
Scientists gave pigs bionic boners with artificial tissue
Pink pigeon found in NY was ‘probably dyed for gender reveal party’
Barney is back, but people are mostly talking about his nose job
Crypto’s crash is helping couples rekindle their relationships
Pizza acrobatics is an actual sport
Get ready for ‘thaw and eat’ foods
Get ready for Hormel chili cheese beer
Take leftovers home in Saint Laurent's $1,890 leather takeaway boxes
Her mac and cheese took more than 3.5 minutes to make. She’s suing.
This is my confession
I’m raising a ‘free range family’
I almost died while pole dancing
I'm dating an AI chatbot, and it's one of the best things to ever happen to me
I paid £1,200 to eat at Noma — and hated it
I had toe-shortening surgery — haters say I have ‘Gremlin feet’ now
What’d he do now??
He Had a Dark Secret. It Changed His Best Friend’s Life.
His Name Is Gonçalo Ramos. The Spotlight Is Now His.
He Sold a Message of Climate Doom. He Has Regrets.
He’s the Bad Boy of Chess. But Did He Cheat?
He Ate at 18 Michelin-Starred Restaurants In a Day — And Set a World Record
He Took His Shoes Off 20 Years Ago. He Hasn’t Put Them Back On.
I have questions
Would you pay $50 to watch your child’s dance recital?
Would you pay $1,000 to see the world’s biggest lizards?
Would you want a stranger’s fingers in your mouth?
Are you ready for dresses over jeans again?
Should you get Crocs for your boyfriend (or anyone)?
Why is everyone suddenly obsessed with buccal fat?
Caviar from a vending machine?
Does your marriage need a Life Dinner?
My friend is dating a murderer. Should I do anything about it?
Her foot looked normal. What was causing the excruciating pain?
Is that the enticing smell of spaghetti cooking? Nope, it’s a candle.
Oh and a quick reminder
Even a Small Nuclear War Would Mean Mass Famine
❌❌❌,
Kira
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