Happy May 1, No readers. There’s a lot to go over; let’s dive right in.
Texas homeowners discover 45 rattlesnakes under their house
Boulder-sized sunfish washes ashore in Australia
Someone just spent $1.4 million to buy a pigeon named Armando
Man walks steer into Petco to test "all leashed pets are welcome" policy
Man swipes 4-foot python from pet store by shoving it down his pants
(Editor’s note: This python was named Pasta.)
Questions for the room:
Can you improve upon ranch?
Why is stalking people on Venmo so addictive?
Can men have it all—close friendships and close ties to their kids?
Should every American citizen be a yoga teacher?
Is my husband’s phone fixation grounds for divorce?
Can fat Thor advance fat acceptance?
Mo’ money, ‘no’ problems
A $50 million boat for the toys you can't fit on your yacht
So, you’re rich. Which is the best car to get driven around in?
Is my ski apartment worth it?
Bella and Gigi Hadid make books the hot new accessory of 2019
Gucci is selling $870 sneakers that purposefully look filthy
Dunkin' is back with a new donut sneaker
Gwyneth Paltrow now selling leather lingerie for bondage lovers
Firm, soft, and perky: The world of butt wellness
Kourtney Kardashian is launching a brand called Poosh
Meet the kids (and parents) of children’s streetwear Instagram
Crocs with fanny packs exist now
How beige became 2019’s power color
You can now buy a bean-bag onesie so you can stay seated wherever you go
“Janties” and the other fashion trends you’ll see this festival season
At $50,000 a year, the road to Yale starts at age 5
Sports nutrition company unveils high-protein hot drink concept
At long last, we have AOC’s full birth chart
‘Avocado toast’ is now a paint color
Man allegedly steals snack truck, eats nothing
Farting on colleagues is not bullying, court in Australia rules
Skrillex's music 'protects against mosquito bites'
Florida man threatens to release army of turtles upon arrest
Florida man arrested outside Olive Garden after eating pasta belligerently
Hallucinating Florida man used a bedpost to attack a mattress where he thought a man was hiding.
Street cannabis 'contains large amount of feces'
College-decision reveals are a thing
This guy spent an entire week in a VR headset
Doctors find four bees in woman's eye, feeding on her tears
Your itchy dog may need a poop pill
Guacamole cheese is now a thing
I tried sexting with a robot and I feel some type of way
20 minutes with celebrated water sommelier Jessica Altieri
Meghan closes a car door
She opened the door to a "deliveryman." Then he shot her with a crossbow.
Foot fetish fans can now buy silicone feet with built-in vaginas
Pitching the Bible to millennials: It's a ‘content-rich lifestyle brand’
A giant potato in Idaho has been turned into an Airbnb
Are podcasts killing music or just wasting our time?
Mark Zuckerberg started a podcast
Stay strong out there.