Today’s newsletter is for Bussi fans and Bussi fans only.
Let’s begin.
Thank you but no
Amazon starts same-day deliveries from Diesel and PacSun
CEO posted crying selfie after layoffs to show execs are ‘normal people’ too
‘GameStop daycare’ is a thing and employees are tired of it
Wide-leg khaki pants are back. For real this time.
Starbucks is brewing a revolutionary Web3 experience
Taco Bell is hosting a contest for couples to get married in the metaverse
Here's why Capri Sun's latest campaign looks like a steamy romance novel
New York’s hottest club is the Catholic Church
In “Hyprov,” audience members are hypnotized into performing sketches
Your doppelgänger is out there and you probably share DNA
Woman planning dream wedding said her fiancé forgot he proposed
Women swear by ‘vabbing,’ vaginal fluid as DIY perfume
Everything you never wanted to know about hemorrhoids
Why so many cars have rats in them now
My grandmother was a ‘quiet quitter.’ Now she’s dead.
Take it off the menu
Papa Johns is launching 'crustless' pizza bowls
The second coming of the appletini
Starbucks unveils cold brew with lemonade
Grimy 'dive bar' is now an ice cream flavor
Sonic brings back fan-favorite Pickle Juice Slush
Japan’s dumpling-flavored soda has people vomit after first sip
Candy corn was already an abomination. Then they made it hot-dog flavored.
This is my confession
I tried McDonald’s Happy Meal for adults, and it didn’t make me happy
I just gave birth to a baby for strangers I met on Instagram
I’m not a photographer, I’m a facial conveyance strategist
I look after the world’s oldest pot plant
I rescued a camel from quicksand
I wear pigtails to get bigger tips
I have the most tattooed privates in the world
I Am Groot. I Am Groot? I Am Groot.
I didn't poop for a month — but it got me thousands of followers
Questions for the room
Are you daring enough to try a BBQ Reese's sandwich?
Can you get hooked on melatonin?
Is pilates as good as everyone says?
Are no eyebrows the new eyebrows?
Is Scott Galloway the Howard Stern of the business world?
Is Brian Cox allowed to be saying all this?
Would Joan Didion have liked her memorial service?
The jeans of the young and stylish are unzipped, unbuttoned and unbothered. Why?
And don’t forget
Kbye!
❌❌❌,
Kira