Hello No readers,
It’s been a minute! And by minute I mean 1.5 years. Is there less No today than when we last spoke? Lol don’t be silly.
Yes, the world is still bad.
Burger King made a Pride Whopper with “two equal buns”
Mucinex’s apparel line sold out in 24 hours
Juicy Couture tracksuits are… cool again?
The Moulin Rouge has been turned into an Airbnb
McDonald's could be renamed “Fun and Tasty” in Russia
American Girl is launching a podcast network
Cheap airline seats lower your sex drive
Calling a man “bald” is sexual harassment
Coinbase wants employees to grade each other during meetings
Balenciaga is selling “full destroyed” sneakers for $1,850
Someone stole Seth Green’s Bored Ape
All you can do is tell your story...
I had a love affair with a robot
I quit my dream job at Google to make $125K as a twerking instructor
I punctured my lung by eating cereal
I found a hoard of 161 Roman coins in one weekend
…grow from your mistakes…
Jason Momoa apologizes after taking shirtless photos in the Sistine Chapel
Walmart apologizes for Juneteenth ice cream flavor
Neil Patrick Harris apologizes for Amy Winehouse corpse platter
Arby's manager admits to urinating into milkshake mix “at least twice”
Owner Of Seth Green's stolen Bored Ape says he won’t return it
…and seek the support you need.
8 reasons your butthole itches and how to get quick relief
In closing, three TMZ push notifications.
Goodbye until 2024,
❌❌❌,
Kira