The older I get, the more I appreciate history—how thin and nebulous the distance between us and our predecessors, how universal certain elements of the human condition ultimately prove to be, how special it really is to be alive at this or any moment in time.
Anyway, here’s a 1,700-year-old penis drawing.
I’d argue that will be our only Yes today.
Don’t like it/don’t trust it
Swedish city Malmö unveils sensual rubbish bins
Coca-Cola is putting Jack & Coke in a can
A black hole is ‘free-floating’ around the galaxy
Plants are making 'secret decisions'
Armadillos are expanding further into the U.S.—and why is still a mystery
Real ‘Squid Game’ with $4.56 million prize is looking for contestants
Amazon Alexa feature mimics the voices of your dead relatives
This robotic finger is covered in living human skin
The Winklevoss twins have a band
The rise of youth cage-fighting
The rise of very fancy restaurant butter
Official Margaritaville Crocs are here
KFC has a new spork meant for your fingers
Celebrate the summer with a ketchup popsicle
We all make mistakes
Homesick launches Star Wars candles that smell like the Death Star
Americans damage Spanish Steps after throwing scooter down them
Geico ordered to pay woman $5.2 million after she contracted STD in a car
Florida man bit by alligator after mistaking reptile for ‘dog with a long leash’
Anna ‘Delvey’ Sorokin wants to reinvent herself with NFTs
’Game of Thrones’ Jon Snow sequel series in development at HBO
Sources say ‘The Joker’ sequel is a musical
Toyota recalls its first electric car amid fears the wheels could fall off
She tracked her boyfriend using an AirTag—then killed him
Giving voice to the voiceless
I've made over $25,000 renting out my yard as a dog park
I have collected more than 8,000 teapots
I became a 'dad for hire' because I missed parenting
I went to a physical NFT gallery where digital art was displayed on TV screens
I visited an ancient pyramid and suddenly I can speak an 'alien' language
Questions for the room
Is punctuality having a moment?
Can I tell my parents that their estate plan hurts my feelings?
How bad are the germs in public restrooms, really?
Why is this tiny frog so awful at jumping?
The mayor thinks New York gets ‘special energy’ from crystals. Is he right?
FYI
Last but not least
Tag yourself in Britney Spears’ wedding notifications—I am the massive tent.
Goodbye, but not forever.
❌❌❌,
Kira
Can you seriously tag yourself in those?