Hello No Weekly readers, I am back!
You may have noticed I look different. I’m no longer No Weekly, as the commitment was giving me agita. I’m also now on SubStack, because TinyLetter is not long for this world. All the smart newsletter people I know have switched to SubStack, and that’s not even sponcon.
As always, please share with your friends, or unsubscribe, or move me to (or from) the junk and/or spam folder. Just decide quickly, because it’s a new year in No and we have a lot to cover.
Already in 2019, we’ve enjoyed good food,
Dessert hummus wants to be the new fro-yo
Costco is selling a $90 tub of mac-and-cheese that weighs 27 pounds
Lasagna is the gross new way to reveal your baby’s gender
great fashion,
KFC brings back the bowl haircut
Asymmetric jeans are the style trend no one asked for
Go ahead, wear your watch on a thick leather cuff
Virgil Abloh spent three years developing this necklace. It’s paperclips
and crucial self-care.
The ‘kid facial’ goes mainstream
This startup wants to sell you a dirty tissue for $80
Man injects 18 'doses' of semen into arm to cure back pain, ends up in hospital
Ben Affleck can’t close his mouth after trip to the dentist
Women are asking dentists to give them teeth like Meghan Markle’s
Kohler’s smart toilet promises a ‘fully-immersive experience’
Finally, a device for telling your partner you want to bang without speaking
We’ve asked important questions.
Do those jade rollers really work, or are they just pretty?
Are animals getting better at acting?
Is neon green the Fyre Festival of fashion trends?
Is being on time actually becoming cool?
Which cat is the hottest cat from ‘Cats’?
Why was this man's luggage stuffed with 5,000 leeches?
And told the essential stories.
The ‘Schindler’s List’ escape room is real, and I got out
Chris Pratt’s dad bod is officially back and now I’m hornier than a rhino
I went on a date with a CES robot. He was nice.
We’ve seen visionaries,
Security camera catches prowling suspect licking doorbell for 3 hours
Woman shaves legs while riding motorcycle
Woman banned from Walmart after riding cart while drinking wine from Pringles can
innovators,
Man fails to open register, steals chicken instead
Guy attempts to steal money from ATM while hiding under a duvet
and legends.
This guy blew $50K on Buck Hunter... and is now ranked #4 in the world
Guy has play button shaved onto head after showing barber paused video of how he wanted his hair cut
Man screams at a very scary spider so loudly that the police show up
Most important, we’ve fought for the causes that matter.
Instagram husbands are no longer ashamed
This man is suing his parents for giving birth to him
Zodiac shaming is a real thing. Don’t do it.
Also, there’s a giant bee.
I hope you enjoyed this edition of No 2.0. I’ll be back, but like a giant bee thought lost to science, you just never know when.
❌❌❌,
Kira