Worm Heidi Klum is the only Yes and it’s all downhill from here.
Nah
Ozzy Osbourne launches a range of beauty products
A cafe for dogs opens in San Francisco with a $75 tasting menu
Mom reveals her 'penises' scale for finding 'the one'
Woman goes to work, gets swallowed whole by 22-foot python
Bride superglues her ears to her head for wedding day perfection
Nurse accused of amputating man’s foot for her family’s taxidermy shop
Texas woman gored by bison lives to share video on TikTok
Scientists transplant human tissue into rat brains
You can bet on which airline will cancel the most flights on Thanksgiving now
You can buy hyped sneakers for your horse now
You can wear necklaces made from literal semen now
Singles can snuggle this giant emotional support bear
Inside the search for the best mullet in America
Cacio e pepe is the new pumpkin spice
Their loved ones died. Preserved tattoos offer a way to keep them close
Lived experience
My appendix went ‘missing’ and doctors don’t know where it’s gone
My 'temporary' skeleton tattoo wouldn't wash off my face after Halloween
I can’t shut up about the Negroni Sbagliato
I stood in the path of a driverless bus
I caught my sister singing a creepy lullaby to my baby
I'm told my work clothes are 'inappropriate' because I wear bras with no shirt
I got stuck between fat people on a plane—I called them out
I took cold showers for a full year. It was a complete waste of time
Open questions
Is a ‘soft launch’ right for your relationship?
Should your vagina decide who you date?
Is the next-gen Toyota Prius actually kind of hot?
Would you go ‘Targaryen blond’?
Who wears crop tops to the office?
‘Where’s the rest of your pants?’
Time to trade tweets for toots?
Stressed out? Grab a shovel and dig a hole
A Philadelphia man ate 40 rotisserie chickens in 40 days. Why?
In conclusion
~ PLEASE SHARE NO WITH FRIENDS AND ENEMIES! ~
❌❌❌,
Kira