It was the best of times, it was the worst of times; it was the golden age of classy pork rinds.
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This GoPro for your dick is ridiculous
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Remember folks, you cannot fly with your non-functioning rocket-propelled grenade launcher, but human teeth are 👌👌👌
❌❌❌,
Kira